"How many times have you encountered the saying, 'When the student is ready, the Master speaks?' Do you know why that is true? The door opens inward. The Master is everywhere, but the student has to open his mind to hear the Masters Voice." - Robert Anton Wilson Apparently my mind, your mind, everyone's mind for that matter are amazingly powerful things. They can keep at bay all manner of Speerchul Teachers Speechul Teachings, and even (wait for it) the creator of the universe, G-Dawg. While I might be persuaded about Human Speerchul Teachers being thwarted by the considerable force field of my closed mind - I have to say I'm a bit disappointed in G-Dawg being flummoxed too.. I used to hear this sort of patent horseshit all the time from Christians - "You don't hear God's voice, Roy, because you're not quiet enough." and "You're just not open to Jesus, Roy. You have to invite him in, Roy." (like a vampire) and my all time favorite - "You can't hear Jesus, Roy, because you're walking too far ahead of him." Huh? Are you fucking shitting me? This broken down, minuscule, (in galactic terms - I know I'm fat all y'all virtuous slenders, just take a beat..) bag of bipedal protoplasm is too closed, too loud, and walking too fast for the fucking creator? Think about that. Oy Gevalt. I have a much simpler theory as to why I don't hear G-Dawg speak to me.... |
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