A Suggestion For Extroverts:

 

 

Take a long walk off a short pier.    Seriously. There's this article that talks about a bunch of scientists who experimented with having introverts force themselves to act like extroverts to prove the hypothesis that doing so would make the introverts "more happy."  Honestly. You idiots think that introversion is a choice. You think it's "less than." The whole crew that came up with this insane idea are kindred spirits to the Christian "Pray Away The Gay" posse.  As Rust Cohle says in the above clip: "Given how long it's taken for me to reconcile my nature, I can't say I'd forego it on your account, Marty."    Keep your feather-brained, happy-bunny, rainbows-and-unicorns happiness.

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