And - of course - we'll want you to be the face of the organization...

 

 

 

 "Put me in coach. I'm ready"

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Being the face of the organization.... That was one of several job requirements left out (either intentionally or by sheer incompetence) of the job description I applied to and the ninety minute 'interview' I attended.  Being the face of anything or anyone other than myself is never something I would ever want to do. They shouldn't have wanted it either... at least not until they got to know me.. It blew my mind when they first brought it up. "You fucking don't even know me.." I thought. I mean - Christ - what if they stumbled upon this blog... It's not the sort of thing that spells "Here's our spokesperson!!" Not that I am ashamed of any of it - but it's complicated - and it's a record of things I wrestle with All. The. Time. Perhaps a bit too close to the bone for the type of employer that hired me. Anyway - the whole thing was brought to an expedited and merciful end yesterday.. Onward.             ~