So Adorable

 

 

 

"Chubbins Plays Tough-Guy"

(Not My Image - Modified Mugshot of Chubbins)

 

This is about the best tough-guy pose I've seen in a while. I mean - if you didn't already know what a terrified little boy he is, you might be tempted to think "Hmm.. That's one scary guy in that picture." But we do know that already.. and so Donny's toughness cosplay is more adorable than intimidating. It's the very essence of a pouty little toddler. And then there's the topic of his weight.    The Fulton County Sheriff allowed Donny to phone in his height and weight, which he gave as 6'3" and 215lbs. The Sheriff did this  possibly to spare Donny the indignity of coming out as obese. (especially since Donny recently called Chris Christie "A fat pig.") That was a nice touch on the Sheriff's part....  But come on Donny, as a fellow wide-body, I know about what 215 lbs looks like and sugarplum  - you ain't that. Embrace the chub, brother.    Aside: I like to imagine that if I was the mugshot photographer, I would have taken a few of the pouty face pose, but then I would have made him stand up straight like a big boy and drop the attitude before taking the real image. ~