Helping The Ordained

 

 

 

In pulpits all across the Empire this coming weekend, preachers, ministers, pastors, cos-playing Catholic Bishops, rectors, deacons and priests will be twisting themselves into emotional, crocodile-tear-spurting little knots to try and spin the most recent child massacre in Gilead. If I may be of service to God's holy men and women - here is Roger Waters' explanation. It's direct, catchy, has Jeff Beck on guitar and (and) happens to be theologically sound..    Note: One could use this as background music to one's sermon, or (or) simply replace one's sermon completely with this song. What God wants   What God wants God gets God help us all What God wants God gets The kid in the corner looked at the priest And fingered his pale blue Japanese guitar The priest said God wants goodness God wants light God wants mayhem God wants a clean fight What God wants God gets Don't look so surprised It's only dogma The alien prophet cried The beetle and the springbok Took the Bible from its hook The monkey in the corner Wrote the lesson in his book What God wants God gets God help us all God wants peace God wants war God wants famine God wants chain stores What God wants God gets God wants sedition God wants sex God wants freedom God wants semtex What God wants God gets Don't look so surprised I'm only joking The alien comic cried The jackass and hyena Took the feather from its hook The monkey in the corner Wrote the joke down in his book What God wants God gets God wants boarders God wants crack God wants rainfall God wants wetbacks What God wants God gets God wants voodoo God wants shrines God wants law God wants organised crime God wants crusade God wants jihad God wants good God wants bad What God wants God gets ~ Roger Waters ~

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